Comments | elvengoldmine: Wow wow wow! My house is pink and stuff :D :D

elvengoldmine

Wow wow wow! My house is pink and stuff :D :D

Mar 30, 2003 16:05

I had the oddest day! Really! I remember having nice long hair and I walked into this bedroom where my wife was waiting for me with the witch clone. They hit me over the head with a shoe and forced me to drink pink fizzy stuff ( Read more... )

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glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 14:22:21 UTC

I am so traumatized by this, I can't even be traumatized in a witty way. I'm just going to remain calm and think this out in a logical and orderly way. Yes, indeed I am.

I'll just sit down in this chair and have a drink and think. That's what I'll do.

Yes, this feels better already. Hmm... my head hurts. Perhaps I'll remove my hat.

Yes. Much better. In fact, I... *head explodes*

jadegemini March 30 2003, 14:28:44 UTC

Now you know how I feel. HELP ME. He's sitting at my house rambling about things like his wife and whether or not he invented some way for males to get pregnant.

glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 14:41:33 UTC

Somehow I doubt the situations compare. See the skull fragments embedded in the wallpaper? Those are mine. And the ring on that fucker's finger? Purchased by me. Therefore: alksjdfldsajflkasdjjflkdsalkfJ LKFJSD;FASD;FAKLSDJFSALKASDJFLKASDJF ALKDSJFASD

>___<

.... ok, ok, I'll come over. Is he with the curly-haired Galadriel? I can't go near that thing. It terrifies me.

jadegemini March 30 2003, 14:45:55 UTC

Yes, but as we're not having this conversation in Mandos, I think you'll recover.

Not that you're really allowed in Mandos, mind, but it's the thought that counts.

Actually, there aren't any Galadriels with him. He just keeps talking about one of them.

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celeborn_6 March 30 2003, 17:47:04 UTC

!!!!!!!!!

Can I come?

elvengoldmine March 30 2003, 17:54:52 UTC

Absolutely!

You can even model lingere too! You've got a killer body.

Afterwards we're going to get naked and play in the slip n' slide, it's going to be fun! XD

glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 19:30:29 UTC

You're trying to kill me. THAT's what this is about. You're trying to kill me.

Re: elvengoldmine March 31 2003, 08:07:59 UTC

Why would I try to kill you?

How long have we been married? Was it arranged? I'm beginning to think you don't love me at all! Kill you, pttttt. What absolute cod sucking rubbish. I wouldn't kill anybody. >_

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earwen March 30 2003, 18:43:40 UTC

WIFEY?! NOOOOOOOOOOO you are turning into Finarfin v1 and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 19:26:37 UTC

*clings to you* HELP ME. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. *massive shudder* HE'S SUGGESTING A MENAGE A TROIS WITH GALADRIEL.

ladies and gentlemen, glorfie stardust in an act of desperation earwen March 30 2003, 19:53:05 UTC

DEAR GOD YOU ARE CLINGING TO ME!! This has reached new, disturbing levels of unheard of proportions or something!

This might just... *gulp* call for a kinslaying.

I've been having a lot of those lately. glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 20:01:32 UTC

I can't help it, THIS IS MY PERSONAL ARMAGEDDON. You're the only one who can actually help. We must band together in this time of need, and snipe at each other in amusing ways when everything is hunky dory again.

FUCKING BRILLIANT!

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celebrianrules March 31 2003, 07:39:20 UTC

O_O

galadhriel March 31 2003, 07:42:24 UTC

Just ignore it and it'll go away.

glorfiestardust March 31 2003, 08:04:48 UTC

We said the same thing about Galadrieli once. So much for that theory.

Re: elvengoldmine March 31 2003, 08:01:02 UTC

BABY! Hello, princess :D

You're looking positively stunning. You get it ALL from me, don't believe a word your mother tells you ;)

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SQUEEE!!!!!! ~~~~~ :D galadrielhuggz March 31 2003, 13:28:50 UTC

AW, LITTLE CELLYKINS!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were too shy to post about this stuff!!!!! Tee hee, you little adorable pooh bear!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Remember all the fun pictures I took? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD They're in the process of getting developed as we SQUEAK I mean SPEAK silly me XDDD!!!!!!

My favoritest one is the one of you naked holding my giant pink bunny plushie and making a doggy pouty face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *******^__________^*******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE SOOOOO KYEWWWWWWT that better come out well. :(

I also have pictures of me and Witchykinsy throwing you down and dogpiling on you, remember, that was SO MUCH PHUN!!!!!!!! ^-^ Although she was kind of mean to be cursing me the whole time. :( :( :( :( :( I almost cried but I CAN NEVER CRY IN FRONT OF NAKED CELLY ~OR~ CELLY IN LINGERIE BECAUSE HE IS JUST SOOOOOOOOO KYEWT!!!!!!! So it was all GOOD!!!!!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

:DDDDDDDDDD