Well, my Celeborn went and got himself kidnapped by Rohirrim back in our world. This means that the stupidity of all things named Celeborn is official.

Whatever, this means technically he's dead and we are not married anymore. Ha! *throws away little blue box* Ahem.

Anyway, my week consisted of shagging/wooing her. Although she might have been ( Read more... )

the poor kid that released us killed herself ( Read more... )

Huggz finally went to sleep after wearing herself out by running her mouth. So Galesbian and I proceeded to ducktape her mouth and then play a few rounds of poker.

Huggz eventually woke up (unfortunately) and made the tape loose with her disgusting slobbering. And proceeded to fill the bottle with disgusting plushies. >_Amongst, the many things ( Read more... )

IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!!!

Keep Huggz, if you want. Let me and the lesbian OUT!!!!

I can't fucking stand it in here. HUGGZ, put the fucking nail polish and plushies away before I SET THEM ON FIRE AND THEN YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE OF SMOKE INHALATION!!!!!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU PULLING THIS ALL OUT OF ANYWAY??? YOUR ASS ( Read more... )

Experimentation went ALL wrong.

Huggz screwed around with my potion. Instead of turning this moron into a Galadriel worshipping slave. She turned him into a fucking retarded Stepford wife gone terribly fucking wrong.

My head. Severe pain. Must kill. MUST. FUCKING. KILL.

ONE OF THEM TOUCHED ME!!!!!

This has gotten out of hand. I did not demand to be touched! Disobedient, vile, disgusting immortal fuckwits! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! Or else who knows what will happen. Yesterday there was two, today there are five......tomorrow there may be 100!

And no one give me that shit how we've multiplied. We are the Galadrieli ( Read more... )

What the fuck am I supposed to do here?

My stupid twat pansy husband is still in our world probably pondering how the fuck I managed to escape the stake burning. Lothlorien here is completely overpopulated, there are Elronds in Rivendell, and these two are pitiful.

What the fuck is everyone waiting for? PH33R ME, LOVE ME, DO AS I SAY AND YOU CAN ( Read more... )

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