Alright. Math time with Celeborn: Cat + Tree + End of lunar cycle = One very pissed off elf in a tree, with a lack of donuts. This could get ugly. Very Ugly. OoooH! HAT MAN!!!!!!! *drools* mmmmmmm……hatman.

*loses balance* ALKJGHKJALKJLDKJLKSDHG!!!!!! *falls out of tree*
O.o Ouchies.

Mmmmmm. Yummy hat man. *stalks*

I wonder if he likes donuts?
*hides ever so sneakily behind a tree*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! FEAR ME!

*crawls out from behind couch after eating Elladan's donuts*
hmmm, look! an angry horde of galadrii marching toward me....how nice.*realization dawns*
Bri! Elladan! DAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!! anyone!!!!
*stops ranting to assess* does that one have...o crap!
Noooooo!!!!!!!!
*runs off*

((this is celeborn II's mun speaking. I regret to inform you all that celeborn has snapped. the tragic combination of booze, deaths of children and/or grandchildren, the multiplying wife problems, and randomly turning into a harmless kitten at the worst possible times....have taken their toll. He wishes to note that he will only speak to the " ( Read more... )

You know how hard it is to pretend you don't have a wife with ten (count 'em, ten!) constantly circling around like ever so many pasty vultures? (except for the carribean one.) NO, APPARENTLY YOU DO NOT! SO GET THE HELL OF MY BACK! well...damn my immortality. I NEVER SAID THAT I WOULD BE GALADRIEL'S BITCH! argh. NO one bosses ME around! I'm lord of ( Read more... )

10 galadriels total. 10!!! that means they can no longer be counted using just one digit! I am traumatized. I shall hide in lothlorien for a while. Unless you bring booze, or weed, or you are Elladan, GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Could someone just bomb the Ardan Clone Factory? Or at least the Gally wing?

One hitman to kill off the Galadriels: $9,000 ( Read more... )

*gapes*Well, I knew that household was very messed up, but ths......wow. Poor daughter, Bri! and my grandkiddies!The Elronds can go to hell for all i care, but if my grandchildren end up as psychopaths because of them, I'll......be very angry ( Read more... )

am now human, until next moonrise. Elladan?so who are we going to kill talk to? you said you needed revenge? I'm feeling homicidal. And wanting to get really drunk! REAAALLLLY drunk.