am now a cat again. damn. I hate being so damn small. Maybe I should go kill something to make myself feel better. *idea* oh galadriel?(any damn one of you) could you brush my fur? please? how bout you galadon? daddy please?
who else can I kill talk to? any ideas? ((and the i have now proved my stupidity to the world by posting that last entry ( Read more... )

oh look, a new mun...how interesting *pokes* ((Don't hurt me! Kill your wives instead!))
Good idea! Goooood mun. *pats on head*

oh look, a new mun...how interesting *pokes* ((Don't hurt me! Kill your wives instead!))
Good idea! Goooood mun. *pats on head*

oh look, a new mun...how interesting *pokes* ((Don't hurt me! Kill your wives instead!))
Good idea! Goooood mun. *pats on head*

I like this idea.

*uses the suggetion of killing all the Galadriels instead of trying to keep track of them all*

Check List:
Grenades
Water-Squirting Rubber Ducks
Nuclear Bombs
Catnip
Pistol
Self-Exploding Walnuts
3 lbs Potassium added to water
Freshly sharpened sword

*stares*

Now I know damned well that I never married seven wives!!!! Ignore the fact that I was probably too drunk to know, but that's another tale...

Just where the hell are they all coming from?? Which one of you evil schemers is cloning the Galadriels?!?!? *draws out a banana that was replaced his sword*

Unguarde!

Whoa....

I think I'm going to have my own mutant legion to command soon...

Sweet.

SOUL BOND APPLICATION FORM ( Read more... )

I dubbed my grandchild, Elladan, a High Socialist Pig the other day.

Aule processed my Mandos form and dubbed me a fluffy kitten.

O_O

Me-ow?

*floats around Mandos, haunting everyone* Let me out of here...

Mandos Release Form, 3A

NAME: Celeborn
SPECIES: Elf
PATRON VALAR (if any): I like Orome
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): Father shot me.

MARITAL STATUS:[X] single ( Read more... )