Comments | elvengoldmine: I'm not even crying yet :D :D :D :D

elvengoldmine

I'm not even crying yet :D :D :D :D

Jul 04, 2003 12:37

Ducks.

There's an army of fucking ducksGlorfie has been naming every. single. last. one. of. them. And eating his cupcakes. Andronicus hasn't left his head in days and everytime Broosh enters the room he sends the Ducks after her. Zak is enjoying this all immensely. She keeps asking when Bela's going to die. I told her to get me an axe and we ( Read more... )

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fagofarabia July 4 2003, 10:35:40 UTC

I put Bela under the bed with some whiskey and he went all quiet so maybe that is good.

But. Um. Like. What happened to my son?!?!?!

Re: elvengoldmine July 4 2003, 16:41:54 UTC

Whatever Bela drank, Glorfie is seriously freaked out by it.

It's ok, he can deal :) He's done this before :D

arwenundomiel July 4 2003, 12:51:27 UTC

i'm sane, aren't i grandpa cel? >:)

you make really bitchin' gnocchi. i need some garlic bread to go with that, though. OOOOOOOH, WITH CHEESE.

Re: elvengoldmine July 4 2003, 16:41:02 UTC

Yes, you're sane too :D

YAY! Whatever you want, my little granddaughterly princess :D

brilthor July 4 2003, 17:36:00 UTC

Yeah, it's in my experience that there isn't enough make up sex in the world to compensate for how many times I lost my mind in raising baby Glorf and big Florence. But it's one of those wifely things we've got to deal with, I think.

Re: elvengoldmine July 4 2003, 22:18:15 UTC

I KNOW. If I was a total and complete bitch I would say let's strike. Did Florence ever snap like this?

((ignore the first two comments)) brilthor July 5 2003, 05:26:36 UTC

You mean manage to simultaneously revert back to the womb á la the rocking-back-and-forth fetal position while at the same time commanding an army of water fowl? Not that I can recall.