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[elvengoldmine]

Foof muffin and I, and our endless supply of children and pets are house sitting for Los Rondos. Bela blew up our house so, yeah, we need somewhere to stay where there aren't any ass grabbing bellboys or fat dudes ready to kill me for a soda

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[lordof_imladris]

Did you honestly expect it to reek of roses or something? We don't move. You might want to take care of your daughter's bedroom, too-- we haven't touched it since she killed herself. Probably covered in Eru knows what, like Arwen vomit since she's apparently situated herself there for a while.

We really appreciate it, Mr. Celeborn. :D

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[elvengoldmine]

Well, yeah. Don't you get those manbitches that you have around the house to clean around you at least? S'okay :D I will make your house sparkling clean :D :D

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[lordof_imladris]

Obviously they don't clean enough. Hmph. And YAY. :D

[bruschettardust]

Whatever Bela says about me letting him out of the cage for the money he steals from Daddy's wallet ISN'T TRUE. I promise.

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[elvengoldmine]

I know, sweetie :) Bela is a cruel, lying bastard. Don't worry, he'll die one day! :D

[bruschettardust]

Grandma Earwax says that Bela and me are dying of cancer already. ;__;

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[elvengoldmine]

You're not dying of cancer! Well, maybe Bela because he's been smoking lately. We can hope, can't we? :D

[glorfiestardust]

If you're going to clean that thing that used to be a couch, make sure you wear gloves and a mask. Goggles, too. I don't want any Rondosperm squirting in your eyes or anything. That shit leaves you blind for days.

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[elvengoldmine]

....... I'm not even going to ask HOW you know that. And I'm not going to even think of the possible ways you could know that. I'll just pretend I didn't hear a thing.

I'm going in there with a fucking tank.

[glorfiestardust]

You hear things in my line of work, all right? And Bela talks in his sleep when he naps in the living room.

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[elvengoldmine]

......... >___< Ew.