It smells like decay...this time it's not me

[celebrianph33r]

I'm cold, I'm wet and I smell like Rohirrim.

Someone feed me before I make you all dream evil things tonight. >:(

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[riverdaughter]

Well. This is a change.

I have some oyster crackers, if you'd like some.

[celebrianph33r]

Hi :) You're pretty!

Yes! I'm starving, my Daddy forgot to feed me before he got kidnapped and my mom is being a crackwhore.

[riverdaughter]

Awww, look how cute you suddenly are after being so freaking terrifying! You certainly are a Galadriel's. Which clone do you belong to, precious little demon?

[celebrianph33r]

The ph33r one! I love my mommy :) She keeps all the clippings about my murders in a green scrapbook. >:D

[galadrielph33r]

What? You mean there was nothing nutricious at the bottom of the well?

[celebrianph33r]

Only if you count my fingernails.

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[arwenundomiel]

mummy??

I'll second that o___________________________o

[celebrianph33r]

But...... I'm too young and demonic to have a child!

Waaaaaaiiiiit, you're the reason I was trained since day one to stay away from things called Elrond's. Hahaha, holy shit, I have a kid. A much bigger and older kid...

Neat! Let's have whiskey! You have to buy, I don't have I.D.

[galadrielxiii]

:D

I have cookies! Made out of Celeborn's new twins' placentas :D:D:D:D:D

[celebrianph33r]

Placenta cookies! What a stroke of genius!!! :D :D :D :D

[celebrianrules]

Full of protien.

Dude you're cool. *haunt haunt*

Celebrians?

[elfofdoriath]

Multiple Bris? or are you just hallucinations?