Oh no...

[elladanthesane]

*soars about*

Hey, look!! A full moon!!

*POP*

Oh, that can't be goo-

AHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH
HHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*plummets*

Comments

*scribbles a note*

[lordof_imladris]

Dear Turkey Son,
When you come back from Mandos, make your way over to Mr. Erkenband. He.. uh.. wants to give you a scholarship for excellence in were-turkeying. You deserve it, mum and dad love you, etc. etc.
Your father who wishes he was dead,
II

*writing his response in that place between life and death*

[elladanthesane]

Dear ada,

I'll make sure that after I recieve my "Get Out of Mandos Free Voucher - aka the Mandos Release Form" and butcher the mun for this prank, that I will indeed be checking in on Erkenbrand - provided he promises to leave my wings, drumsticks and pretty much the rest of my body ON my body.

And I am touched by your efforts to sound like an all-caring parental figure (mum's efforts too), so I'll remember to pick something out from the Mandos Gift Shop for Ada's Day (which is tomorrow).

Your son, who probably is dead after crashing into a large tree and then face-first into a boulder,

Elladan II

[jadegemini]

:prods with a foot: You can get up now. Just because your body is now a mangled, bloody lump doesn't mean you have to lie on the floor in everyone's way.

[elladanthesane]

*mutters*

I'll get up once the place stops spinning about.

And would you kindly remove your foot from my left lung please?