I am ready for my winning lottery ticket.

[aunt_deen]

Ten Things I'd Pay People to Do for Me if I Could

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[jehane_writes]

You are a fairly benign taskmistress, madam (okay, apart from the kitty litter task). If I could, I would hire the following:

1. hunky, skilful masseur for weekly massages
2. hair and makeup and pedicure person, like Frack also wants to hire
3. personal chef
4. personal trainer. Who is also hunky, and skilled.

I'd keep most of my job functions. There's a certain enjoyment to be derived from chewing out the associates! And though you hate the gradin', we get to enjoy the (unintended, at least by the students) fruits of your labour!

[aunt_deen]

Oh, if I had the means, I would hire everyone I could possibly hire to do everything for me. I would be the laziest, most useless creature alive.

[gatsbyfan]

YES!

Phone calls are a pain in the ass. I'm annoyed when members call when they could have simply emailed and I could have taken care of it much quicker. Because 9x out of 10 they don't leave their number or mumble through it and it takes me longer to figure out who they are and what they really want.

I have said on more than one occasion that if I had gobs of money, I would hire a chef. Because they could prepare healthy things for me to eat and I wouldn't be tempted to eat crap because it's just faster and easier.

And 8 because I have a permanent metal retainer that just makes flossing even more difficult.

Your list is reminding me that I have piles of photos that either need to go into an album and others to be scraped. I have all the materials. It's sick. I either don't have the time or don't have the desire.

[aunt_deen]

I don't even like to listen to voice mails.

Gobs of money? I am hiring a housekeeper, a chef, and a personal trainer.