Senior chuckles...

[auntconi]

New AARP Bumper Stickers ...

There are three signs of old age; the first is loss of memory, I forgot the other two.

I’m retired ~ I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.

When I was younger, all I wanted was a BMW.  Now I don’t care about the W.

I’m in the “INITIAL” stages of my golden years; SS, CDs, IRAs, and AARP.

Cremation?  Think

Comments

[bobbysan]

I see NOTHINK!
NOTHINK!

It looks like you tried to cut and paste from a much forwarded email. :)

[longnwindngroad]

Sgt. Schultz!

[bobbysan]

Ja vol?

Been catching many random episodes of HH lately.

[longnwindngroad]

Dis-missed!

[lesli]

Sum ting wong.

[daisytells]

Sorry, Coni! I didnt get them. I still havent found the courage to try the cut myself. This means that I probably take up a lot more room than I should, but what the heck? Right?

[sahlah]

If at first you don't succeed - try, try again - they remain invisible to the naked eye!

[curly_purls]

Aw man! I finally get an Auntconi entry to read, and it's all X'd out with those little red x's....not that there's anything wrong with red x's, but, well, you know.