Ozzy Gone Wild on a Muppet

[auntie_christ]

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[atotalblamblam]

Dear Auntie Christ,

I have this um... friend... with a problem. You see, this friend has an unhealthy preoccupation with the sex lives of muppets. WHAT SHOULD I WHAT SHOULD SHE DO?

Sincerely,
Worried in Portland

p.s. There's this quiz I made, but nevermind.

[auntie_christ]

Dear WIP,

Tell your friend that he/she is a sick, perverted individual and should seek help immediately. Nobody should be preoccupied with the sex lives of muppets. Except when it comes to Bert. Bert is one sexy bitch.

p.s., I was Snuffy's Suicide Attempts. Yay.

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[atotalblamblam]

Dear Auntie Christ,
Thank you for your help in this matter. I will relay your advice to this friend of mine. OMG I KNOW HE IS SO SEXY WHEN HE'S DOIN THE PIGEON!!!!111! Ahem.

Sincerely,
Worried in Portland

p.s. Ah yes, the Stephen King result.

[destrado]

hey auntie... um.. i was wondering why i'm in your friend's list... just curious is all.

[auntie_christ]

Because you lived up to my extremely high standard of randomly adding people for no apparent reason.

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[destrado]

i dont know whether to be honored or confused

[auntie_christ]

Both.

[colonelbackwash]

oh. so ozzy can hang out with kermit but snoop can't.
i see.

[auntie_christ]

Snoop didn't offer Kermit any of his pot. Now he will have to pay the price.

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[colonelbackwash]

i was actually being serious.
the networks wouldnt let snoop be on the muppets last christmas special as planned.

muppets don't smoke pot.
it's not in their work ethic.

[auntie_christ]

Then maybe it's because they wouldn't lift up their shirts for his camera.