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auntie_christ

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Feb 23, 2003 06:39

So this guy walks into a bar. And then he says, "Ouch."

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ubiquitous_me February 23 2003, 09:54:51 UTC

a baby seal walked into a club.

kawika February 23 2003, 10:40:38 UTC

...and then the donkey stepped on him and the naked woman with a duck kicked him in the groin while the piece of string ran away.

anonymous February 23 2003, 11:28:47 UTC

you remind me of someone. did you ever write about drinking kool aid with tony danza?

auntie_christ February 23 2003, 19:55:24 UTC

No, but it does please me to no end that I remind you of someone who drank Kool-Aid with Tony Danza. That is one of my lifelong goals, right up there with pissing off Joan Rivers.

queerasjohn February 23 2003, 12:04:32 UTC

But if he walks into the bar in the middle of a forest where nobody can hear him, does he make a noise?

auntie_christ February 24 2003, 01:59:02 UTC

Only if he shits on a bear.

queerasjohn February 24 2003, 10:34:47 UTC

How 'bout a woodchuck?

auntie_christ February 25 2003, 10:14:12 UTC

That depends. How much wood does the woodchuck chuck? And is there a priest nearby with a talking duck on his head?

oldfashiontwist February 23 2003, 12:05:59 UTC

you're really random.

auntie_christ February 24 2003, 02:03:44 UTC

Thanks for noticing.

Re: oldfashiontwist February 24 2003, 16:50:28 UTC

what..? i dont get a cookie? :(

auntie_christ February 25 2003, 10:17:20 UTC

I'm out of cookies. How about pie?