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Feb 28, 2003 12:38

Auntie Christ cannot understand the difference between Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton, and Avril Lavigne. Somebody please explain.

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ubiquitous_me February 28 2003, 12:59:12 UTC
Michelle Branch thinks she's Sheryl Crow and Avril Levigne thinks she's Joan Jett. Both suck. I don't know who Vannessa Carlton is either, but I'm sure she sucks too.

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twisted_words February 28 2003, 13:07:00 UTC

avril lavigne's the one who everyone thinks is just oh so punk rock with a catty attitude problem

michelle branch and vanessa carlton... well michelle has the shorter brown hair. but yeah- they sound alike

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cacklebang February 28 2003, 13:11:54 UTC
Avril Lavigne - cannot pronounce simple names, abuses tie-wearing.

Vanessa Carlton - Has a crappy song out and is just rather dull.

Michelle Branch - Only gets any sort of credit because she did a song with Santana.

Otherwise.. wait. Hey, they could be the same person.

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auntie_christ February 28 2003, 14:16:26 UTC
Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

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differences nishar February 28 2003, 13:42:55 UTC
Vannessa Carlton plays the piano and has a wicked sense of humor. On talk shows and at her shows she is a major cut up. Think of a young happy go lucky Tori Amos. Michelle Branch plays the guitar and is an actress on a tv show. She is more like the small town girl next door done good: Sweet and humble despite her sucess... so far. Think Mary Ann on Gilligan's island as a singer. My friend James meet her and had nothing but good things to say about Ms Branch. Avril Levigne... think Brittany Spears doing pop-punk instead of pop. Everything she does is calculated and well thought out by a team of handlers and script writers. I don't have much good to say about her.

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Re: differences keepsleeping March 1 2003, 17:39:34 UTC
i think you just about nailed it.

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goldenglitter February 28 2003, 14:03:16 UTC
They are the same person.

The ugly three headed spawn of Satan.

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auntie_christ February 28 2003, 14:18:12 UTC
That was my next guess.

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