Auntie Christ's New Year's Resolutions ( Read more... )

Today Auntie Christ was sitting on the toilet and an ant came and bit her on the ass. Auntie Christ is very displeased.

Auntie Christ just saw a poodle dressed like Harry Potter, glasses and everything.

That dog was damn sexy.

Auntie Christ is now running for governor of California. Auntie Christ will accept donations in the sum of $500 or more. Auntie Christ's main concern is to start taxing homeless people -- they need to pay their fair share. Auntie Christ will fight hard to accomplish this goal. Who's with me?

If you'd like to make a life, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial my ass.

UNDERPANTS!!!

My toilet just whistled the theme from Star Trek.

It is against the law to have a LiveJournal without making at least three of the following entries ( Read more... )

Can I write a check?

Many of you have wondered who I am. Well, at long last, Auntie Christ is finally going to reveal her true identity.

( Auntie Christ's True Identity )