How to make a Lobster Sorbet
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Gwaaaaaaah!...Gwaaaaaaah! Well I'm glad that I got that out of my system. Hello and welcome to yet another politically correct collection of rantings and ravings, remember, We don't discriminate against anyone. Except you, you vile, nauseating human pustule. Err...yes, on with the shoe, show ( Read more... )

(And then there was STILL one, bloody thing refuses to die ( Read more... )

Late-night Rage is absolute genius, even if the music sucks often the visuals more than redeem it (enter the mute button), It makes me kind of want to get my hands on a video camera...

and just to keep the emo-cretins at bay I have composed a poem in their honour...

Ode to a particularly good sock I once had...by Aunty Zig age 18 ( Read more... )

The average lifespan of the common House Fly or Musca Domestica is 21 days, during this time the fly will travel at an average speed of 5mph and lay up to 1000 eggs.As a young child it was forever bothered by the flies, flitting this way and that spreading their filth and germs.It had been told that flies were dirty and not to be played with not ( Read more... )

Halfway through typing I realised that I had no idea what I was going to say. Not that this has not happened before, I usually keep on talking regardless of having nothing to talk about. This unique behaviour you may have already noticed and if not then you either not very perceptive or were not listening in the first place, this is fine as I often ( Read more... )

*catchy music plays (as in that special type of "catchy music" that the advertisers claim is really catchy but succeeds only in failing abysmally ( Read more... )

FIRSTS ( Read more... )

(and then there was one, again again ( Read more... )

(As you read this spare a thought for the author who sustained many an injury, most of which were caused by his own stupidity ( Read more... )

Happy Easter to all (for what its worth) I hope that it yields many riches.