An attractive lady walks into a bar and asks the barkeeper for a double entendre, happy to oblige he gives her one ( Read more... )

Brace yourself.

Halloween Halloween blahdy blah blah, it's trite and it's lame and totally irrelevant and we of this blighted land don't even get a chance to feel jaded and cynical about it. I implore you people, give me a decent recipe for pumpkin pie that both doesn't taste awful and doesn't take a domestic god/goddess/whatever to cook it.

Ha. Well after over a year I find myself back here for no real reason other than boredom. Strangely enough I feel compelled to contribute to what is clearly a lost cause, the real question of the matter is can I be arsed to do so. As for the previous posts in this journal I'm considering deleting the lot and starting from scratch. Travis, hurry the ( Read more... )

You should all feel a sense of achievement, due to the...let's go with 'resounding' success of my ramblings up to this point it seems you're all addled enough so as to want me to keep posting WELL GOOD FOR YOU ( Read more... )

Ladies, Gentles, scum of my heart, I'm giving you the power to decide the fate of this collection of fine fine literature...would you prefer to see the Chronicles of Zig ( Read more... )

The Law of Fives is never wrong, this is a given ( Read more... )

There is a certain smug logic in pessimistic (or for that matter cynical) thought and it goes something like this: The optimist will tell you that the metaphorical glass is half full, these people go through life thinking that everything is really swell and there is always hope. The pessimist will veer to the other side of things and find the ( Read more... )

(and then there was none, yet again ( Read more... )

I entered my name and clicked the button in great anticipation of things to come, what would my kiss be like, my hugs, eyes, touch, smell?. I clicked and held my breath ( Read more... )