"Things I Lost in the Crack Up ( Read more... )

Dear Caesar,

You keep pressuring me to go out and while it's sometimes fun, there's a dilemma there. I don't know how to talk to strangers. I don't know how to carry a conversation. I don't know when to STOP a conversation. I don't like meeting new people for the uncertainty of the intense self-consciousness caused by focusing on another person so ( Read more... )

Dear Assholes who design web job app sites ( Read more... )

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Dear Caesar ( Read more... )

I have to disagree with this guy'stheological reading of HP. Based on the text and interviewsfrom Rowling, I think it's clear that they are existentialist and secular humanist. The strongest themes in the book are the power of the best sides of humanity -- love, confidence, loyalty, rising above our base desires. It's our choices that make us, not ( Read more... )

Some cool mashups vids that use HP and my favorite musical theater songs. I call them mashups rather than vids b/c I feel the editors did more than just set scenes to music, but made the effort to tell a story using HP vid and the music as tools.

Harry wants Lady Luck to know that he's stuck here:

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Lucius Malfoy enquirers about Harry's strange ( Read more... )

Went to pick up my grandma's laundry today and we got to talking. She told me her mom was a telephone operator. In 1924. If you wanted to make a call, you picked up the receiver, told the operator the number, and she -- my great grandma -- plugged a cable into a socket and the call was connected. And then if there was something juicy going on, she ( Read more... )

Kristi's Pritty Dam Gud Smoothie

Frozen Blueberries
1 Bananana
Ice (optional)
1 cup strawberry yogurt
Little bit of milk

Blend together. Eat. Makes 1 big smoothie or 2 sensible ones. As with all smoothies, don't try to save the leftovers unless you freeze it. In the fridge, it'll stratify unpleasantly and never quite taste right again.

It's 3:20 AM and there's is like, a bird or something right outside my window and I think it's dying or mating or composing an opera. It sounds exactly like the flamingo croquet mallets in Alice in Wonderland and IF IT DOESN'T STOP SHRIEKING I'LL GIVE IT SOMETHING TO SHRIEK ABOUT.