My sister and I hosted the party of all parties last night. Okay, so maybe it doesn't compare to something like Madonna's birthday, but last night was fucking awesome.

The night started out with my dear Paris (Alix) bringing over her new rotweiler puppy, tinkerbell. Dear lord, I <3 this dog. It's absolutely gorgeous, and without a doubt was the ( Read more... )

Fear of long words. I'm completely serious, that's what it means. Why in satan's tiny peasant booties, would a therapist decided to name this disorder Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? What possible explanation could there be? Mind you, in all honesty, I probably would have done the same thing. It's like seeing a little old lady in a wheelchair ( Read more... )

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"The bitter ramblings of a confused social outcast." That's going to be the title of my biography. I'm seriously contemplating writing one, only thing is is that maybe I need to live a few more years, right now all I have is ( Read more... )

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Well I just visited ye ol' seestor in good ol' Ottawa. It was fun, there were toxins flying left, right and centre. Not like I needed them. I was still hungover from my expedition to Pelee Island ( Read more... )

Everyday somebody is abandoned ( Read more... )

Oh man, how I've fooled them all. I'm Janie... I'm #1. Hahahahahah. It makes me laugh.

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... suddenly I want a french silk scarf... and a kelly bag... and a french affair. Damn you Kate Hudson and Naomi Watts for making anything look stylish. DAMN YOU ALL TO HADES!

Pregnant ( Read more... )