Robin Augustus August 25, 1994 - January 19, 2015
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What does one say to a friend who has just announced her engagement to a man who has, on more then one occasion, beat the living crap out of her? The last time, he put her in the hospital. Somehow, "Congratulations!" just doesn't seem appropriate. And I don't believe "What the FUCK are you thinking?" would go over well. Any suggestions?

So, a local bank vice president just pled guilty to embezzling 4.5 million dollars from the bank she worked for. She will serve a whole 5 years for what the prosecuter called "the largest embezzlement case in Southern Illinois history." And according to her lawyer, we should all feel sorry for this woman because "She has a shopping addiction." ( Read more... )

infant girls' onesies with the caption "Does this diaper make my butt look big?" Because you can't start that whole negative body image thing too early.

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Sometimes I wonder about the intelligence/common sense/sanity of people around here. This evening, I came home from work and checked the mailbox. It was empty. However, sitting on my front porch, in plain view of anyone walking down the street, were the four boxes of new checks I had ordered. They were not wrapped in anything, or concealed in ( Read more... )

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