OK, I'm going to post memes here because people are tagging me and I don't want to distract from the regularly scheduled blogginess over at the other place ( Read more... )

Well I guess word’s been spreadin’ ‘round town about what happened to me, and people’s been askin’ questions. In perticular, students have been askin’ other faculty about my current bachelorhood status. This other professor told me the name of one of them students who was askin’ but said she had a boyfriend so it weren’t nothin’ like that ( Read more... )

When I found out she was seein' someone else I was mighty glad I'd rassled that blessing from God. It was about the only thing that could get me through the next coupla days. Now I don't know all the details of what happened with her an' that other feller, so I ain't gonna say anything more about it than what I already did. Fact of the matter ( Read more... )

Me an’ God was givin’ each other half nelson’s and headlocks and rollin’ ‘round in the mud for the better part of a month before we’d had enough and decided to get on with things. It’s part of a ancient religious tradition that dates back to the time of Jacob. Now there ain’t nobody in the Bible that I can relate to more’n Jacob, so I reckon it’s ( Read more... )

If they was canonizin’ the Good Book these days, I’d up and recommend they put The Preacher in it. I knew there was somethin’ special about that comic when I read the bit at the end of “A Prayer for Seven Bullets” where Jesse and Cassidy was havin’ a little conversation up there on the top of the Empire State Building. It reminded me of a little ( Read more... )

say what you will about Walmart, but at least there is somewhere that I can buy frozen orange juice around here when I need it at 12:30 in the morning.

I never watch NFL, but it was on while I was eating dinner, so what the hey. A guy makes a Touchdown. They spend the next three minutes discussing the dance he did in the endzone afterwards. Replay it three times. I finish my dinner and turn off the TV.

Time to call my girlfriend.

So, I was wondering what might be going on for New Year's Eve in Denver since I will be back there for it with a lovely woman to show around town ( Read more... )

12 bars in 12 hours.
30 Santas at the peak.
2 bride's with pictures taken with Santa.
4 people get happy birthday sung to them by Santa.
1 congo line of Santas at Hard Rock Cafe.
0 Santas kicked out of Union Station. (though all Santas did remove their Santa hats due to an obscure rule regarding "doo rags ( Read more... )

so I play some basketball tonight.
And my team wins every game.
I shoot what feels right and it comes down in beautiful arches.
Swish...

Now I'm off to a Christmas Musical
And tomorrow...
Santa Claus is coming to town.