To whom it may concern:

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

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I woke up today and I found out I was married. This was due to the fact that I was wasted the night before. I started drinking about two weeks ago, and I think this was my third or fourth time doing it. Due to the sheer volume that I consume and my inexperience, it becomes painfully obvious to anyone who observes me that I can't hold my liquor. ( Read more... )

Am I dying?

I am rude.

Normally, I never pay attention to empty-V (not since Daria went off the air), but yesterday, while being forced by circumstances to watch CNN, there was a recap of the MTV Music Awards. Specifically, it was surrounding the issue of The Jonas Brothers' "purity rings," and their commitment to remaining virgins until they are married. Yes, it's ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
I HAVE TO PEE!
I'LL UNZIP MY PANTS
AND GO... oh fuck it, you know the rest.

I've come to the conclusion that watching Supergirl the Movie is the DVD-watching equivalent of getting laid.

SHE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! XD

...got a divorce and moved back home. Either that or was never married and I jumped to conclusions.

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