Dear Jamie I've got a letter I would like to send ( Read more... )

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Some kid threw a m-80 under Sam's car so we went go tell them not to do that shit..and some 8 year old fat girl started getting smart..so I told her to shut her fucking mouth before I beat her ass like her momma doesn't..and her older brother came out there telling me that if he were a girl, he would have beat my ass already..and I told him..if he ( Read more... )

Me and Matt have a new baby..and she's the cutest ever..her name is Aubree...and she's teh AWESOME...


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"i used myspace once and found some people that I havent seen in four years...

so it was alright...

but those people sucked anyways...

maybe someone will make a success story out of it.

"I found my puppy on myspace."

"I found the love of my life on myspace."

"I found out I was gay on myspace."

etc."

.Hilariousness.

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This is what we did tonight..


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..I get so sick and tired of more than 4 people being in my house at once..me and Matt are about to tell all our friends to go fuck them selves..'cept for Kittie of course. Stupid Slidell people.

So uh...Matt's alarm goes off at 5.....so I tell him.."Wake me up, 10 minutes before you guys leave," and he tells me, "Okay." What happens? I'm woken up at 6:45 by my neighbor banging on my window so he can buy five..FIVE Xanax off of me...and my boyfriend has already left. So after slamming my toe into the computer chair..and trying to do a deal ( Read more... )

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