So far in college I've:

-done three Sudoku puzzles in my "Algebra" class as per the requirements
-seen Neil twice
-seen Neil's brother's dick once
-considered buying a three-foot long pipe
-bought a ping pong paddle (or blade) instead ( Read more... )

I'm never going camping again.

Neil pointed out to me a little while back that the last week or so has been ridiculous. I had to point out to him in typical pseudo-intellectual fashion that it in fact wasn't the week that was ridiculous, but rather that he was a dumbass. But it still amazes me how much teenage bullshit I nearly missed out on. Stuff like beer runs, gut rot, Vlad ( Read more... )

So my webpage is down now I assume. Nobody cares.

This isn't an entry or anything, I'm just sick of seeing those stupid animations of myself every time I log in.

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So I've just spent the last several hours getting gradually pumped up listening to some of the most upwardly-pumping music on the face of the planet. And it's no small coincidence that much of that music was performed by Jackie Chan. Add that on top of being psyched up to 100 by watching The Immortal Yi Soon Shin and you've got one seriously PUMPED ( Read more... )

Dr. Sbaitso is depressing.


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