I wish I was friends with Jackie Chan. He'd know how to have a good time. He'd probably show up a my house all the time doing wicked stunts like jumping from a helicopter or something of that nature. No doubt he'd show me how to do wall-kicks and how to drop from a 2 storie building and not get hurt. Then we'd drink a lot of milk and work out. And ( Read more... )

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Holy Shit:
"In a 1984 magazine poll, (Toshiro) Mifune was voted the 'most Japanese Man among men. The One whose face expressed the Best of Japanese Pride, Power & Virility.' In his native land and overseas, he is still often viewed as the epitome of Japanese manhood."

Quyen told me that this Chinese New Year, I should plan to borrow a lot of money and curse a lot to a lot of people. He said I'm to say the number "four" a whole bunch of times, even though it sounds nothing like "death" in English. I'm going to totally talk about death and dying in the previous year and I'll be sure to tell a ghost story or two. I ( Read more... )

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Has anybody else noticed that whenever you see somebody do one of those stupid personality surveys (Your favorite food is: insert bullshit here, You have a crush on: insert me here) they almost always say that they got it from somebody else? Like, "I stole this from (insert emo friend here), and since I'm bored I might as well nonchalantly put down ( Read more... )

Oh god we get to have six pictures now.

Friend code? Why it's "4553-2724-6627".
My name? Obviously it's "Tim".
And my shitty town is called, "ClapTrap".
Get Animal Crossing and I'll show you the Octopus I keep in the corner.

Man, I'm never going to get my shit together. I'm going to wind up being a dumbass drifter because I think it's cool, but really it's because I'm just a dumbass. This is what it's gonna be like:

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Oh god I've eaten six eggs today.