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I'm here sitting at my computer wearing a headband, and I can smell something really, really, inconceivably manly. The smell is so light, but it's infinitely powerful on multiple levels of hardcore'dness. I'm not sure what it is or where it even came from, but it seems to be an amazing combination of gasoline, cigarette smoke, and maybe some ( Read more... )

During some radio interview, Shigeru Miyamoto stated that, "Our goal was to make the best Zelda game ever. The most rich, satisfying and [melancholic]. I worked on it personally, moreso than Wind Waker. I haven't invested as much into any game as I have this one." Which means, if things turn out right, I may have to personally go over to Japan and ( Read more... )

I would not like to see a Johngi on the loose.

Wow, I never saw Sakai get beaten before.

Years spent amassing a grand library of badass pictures, music, and pornography have just been rendered meaningless, as a paradigm shift of a jarring temperament has most definitely occurred. Being that my previous computer spends most of its time either broken or computing complex syntax errors that it can't possibly handle - thus causing it to ( Read more... )

Ah hah. And there is the future. Someday each and every one of them will either be married or unmarried. How adorable they are. Each time I see a little girl of five or six or seven, I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say "Thank heaven... For little girls." For little girls get bigger every day. Thank heaven for little girls. They grow up ( Read more... )

$25 does not get one too much in the ways of video games these days. I got a $25 gift certificate to Gamestop at some point and I planned on using it. I would have gladly gotten Katamari, but my PS2 is not in this dimension. And I don't care. So my other option was to Gameboy it up. I said to the guy, "I know this'll sound weird, but I'd like to ( Read more... )

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oOh christ, I forgot about this thing. What the hell... Live Journals suck anyway. So, unless there's an objection, and I honestly doubt there will be, this "LJ" is fucking over. Game over, man. Life's a bowl of razors, and I just dove in head first. And other angsty phrazes.