You should carry extra tobacco and rolling papers in your car for the express purpose of manipulating traffic patterns. Start rolling one every time it gets slow and you get a boost! You could make it to work in half the time!
It might get messy, but you could carry a tupperware tub or something to catch the tobacco crumbs.
the only reliable way to speed up traffic is to take an alternate route.
there is a bottleneck near me, and i did find an alternate route to get there, but the exit to the road is about 1/2 mile after the traffic usually starts. it normally wouldnt be a problem, as it is an exit only lane going into the exit, but for the assholes who drive in the exit only lane till the very end where they screech to a halt in front of me trying to merge in. i use the shoulder now, much safer.
timid cause they have no nutsack (or ovaries, as the case may be) and stupid cause they always wait till the wrong time and end up screeching to a halt in the middle of both lanes, causeing both to stop and me to get angry. thank god i'm not the fucking hulk or half of virginia would be rubble by now.
Evil old ladies
anonymous
November 11 2003, 15:32:42 UTC
She's smiling because she's plottin' on you. Get her first.
At least you have a car to get stuck in a traffic jam. Mine was stolen last week out of a parking garage with security people and cameras. Got it back, $2100 damage. Rotten little fucks.
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It might get messy, but you could carry a tupperware tub or something to catch the tobacco crumbs.
-dev
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there is a bottleneck near me, and i did find an alternate route to get there, but the exit to the road is about 1/2 mile after the traffic usually starts. it normally wouldnt be a problem, as it is an exit only lane going into the exit, but for the assholes who drive in the exit only lane till the very end where they screech to a halt in front of me trying to merge in. i use the shoulder now, much safer.
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wtf people, merging is not for the timid
MERGE MOTHERFUCKER
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timid cause they have no nutsack (or ovaries, as the case may be) and stupid cause they always wait till the wrong time and end up screeching to a halt in the middle of both lanes, causeing both to stop and me to get angry. thank god i'm not the fucking hulk or half of virginia would be rubble by now.
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I do.
-Schabe
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At least you have a car to get stuck in a traffic jam. Mine was stolen last week out of a parking garage with security people and cameras. Got it back, $2100 damage. Rotten little fucks.
-Eric
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i have a bicycle you could borrow :(
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