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birds chirpeth

small oven fire involving two pieces of toast with brie

sunday morning i had to work at 11AM

i laid outside on the wooden handicap ramp to the side door lookin at the clouds and drinking hot lipton tea. it was seventy something degrees. i am thankful to have a skin to feel the sun.

it was so beautiful out that all the clouds looked like pirate ships, except the snail and the fat lady.

fuck cubicles.

experimental laundry procedures in the bathtub and oven have turned out some very satisfactory results.

%100 cotton responds well to the wm temperture setting for about 15 minutes, 250 degrees tops for 8-10 if you don't want to smell scorched.

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why do i always have to come over

why can't i just stay home

one of the few certainties of my life seems to be that i will spend at least 4 hours of my life a week in the 290 bottleneck jam ( Read more... )