i do love to make a sauce. as in, when you are broke with a can of tomatos and some noodles, and you start the two pots cooking and fry garlic and basil in butter, and throw in dried onion and brown sugar and salt and pepper and olive oil and your apartment fill up with the smell of good food. and you throw down more vodka and yell REDUCE, SIMMER ( Read more... )

i have already aquired phat lewt

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

i can strip a car door in 10 minutes

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DO NOT

drink an entire bottle of chardonnay to mikey_b's 30 Second Cross Atlantic Countdown

stick to beer you're better at that

i have aquired new phone/answering machine! everybody call me ! leave messaage!

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a conversation with a certain nerd in a certain chat forum recently has coalesced my opinion of the internet into a nice, coherent analogy ( Read more... )