I'm taking a summer class called Short Stories and Novels. I'm trying really hard not to buy the book because 1. I am poor and 2. Almost all these stories are available online ( Read more... )

I have a sore throat and I have to give a presentation tomorrow for my English class. Not only is my speech total shit, I'm going to sound like a bullfrog. Nice ( Read more... )

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I feel like a loser today.

I never want to see oxycontin again. This is the longest I've ever been hungover and it will not fucking go away or even slightly diminish. What the fuck? I did not know it was even possible for a hangover to gain in strength. I've encountered a new and evil breed of consequences ( Read more... )

My vocational rehabilitation counselor called me this morning to let me know I can't get any aid from them for school because my GPA was too low and I failed my drug test. She didn't seem to care that much about the drug test because I told her I'd quit (which I am, you know, mostly). But WTF? Of course my GPA sucked, I had a fucking breakdown ( Read more... )

Whoa, I still have a livejournal? I figured they would have deleted it due to inactivity or something. Maybe LJ knows everyone always comes back eventually ( Read more... )

Yesterday I put on my pajamas and a pair of latex gloves and got all covered in lube. Before you get excited about this being a story of some medical fetish fantasy, it's not. I was forced to pop the hood of my car and start disassembling it. It sucked much and took ages, but after some scrapes and burns and lots of cursing, I got the water pump ( Read more... )

I've decided I really want to be a chef. I suck at cooking, but I really love to eat and I think that overrides any need for talent. I don't think it would take me too long to learn how to make things ( Read more... )

Someone hacked into my eBay account and spent a shitload of money. Merry Christmas to me!