For the Bain: a non-cryptic posting

[autumnshowers]

or:

there is a message in this moral.
and there really is:
it is about not giving up.  
(thought you could use some inspirational words)

for the life of me, i can't keep vibrators. 
many have been lost in my cross-country travels, other have just plum given out, reached their expiry date, went to that old sex-toy junkyard in the sky, etc.
you following

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[talkingmagpie]

Thank you for the inspiration...

And we'll hit up a sex store some time when we both have some money to blow.

[meladroite]

i enjoyed this, muchly.

if you feel like making a threesome out of this excursion, i am so more than willing to join you two.

[talkingmagpie]

With vibrator shopping, it's always the more the merrier. It took 6 of us and three sex stores to purchase one pocket pussy for the sex party. Math = Sexy.

[autumnshowers]

oh yes...
i remember.
let's see - what else do i remember...?...
right, my BROTHER winning the pocket pussy, for the best striptease.

our parents would be so proud.

[autumnshowers]

thanks for your support girls -
you are always in my corner.

let's buy vibrators from gay porn stores...
or wait -
did i hear a rumour of "orgasm cream"?
vat eess zis?
does it really exist?

c'mon gang, let's investigate.

(we can get bike squad on the case; have your kazoos handy)

[drag_like_pull]

you made me laugh so much i threw up a little in my mouth.

[autumnshowers]

because you drink "forties" without even retching,
that really does mean a lot to me.

[mcmoron]

i miss you ladies.

[automaticbilly]

i really wish i didn't just have to picture you jerking it.