Dear Alejandra,

I'm writing to you from New Orleans, where tomorrow I will announce that I am a candidate for president of the United States.

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We're going to Target to buy a bored board game because we are board bored. Which one should we get?

(We already have Scrabble, Uno, Monopoly, Battleship and Life.)

Oh no.....oh....no...NO No no no no no no no no!

I...I have no words. Seriously...gah. I'm embarrassed for him...oh.

Plus, I'm embarrassed for me that I'm sorta liking this. He's just way into it, and it's almost endearing. Egads.

I guess he couldn't be this forever. It's just funny that he's turned into this guy:

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astrojetta, this will interest you. My friend Maggie, who is a whiz when it comes to natural foods and products, just informed me that those little stickers on fruit and vegetables tell you how it was grown ( Read more... )

Holy Freakin' Crap!

sdn, I saw these and thought of you:


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How hard is it to find a plain, black, 3/4 sleeve, knit top that has either a ballet or boat neck, and doesn't cost over $25 bucks? Apparently, very. I am stumped. I'm looking for something like this, but without those damn ruffles ( Read more... )

I picked up the kid from school, and when we got home I noticed that his hair was cut. WTF? Why would his teacher cut his hair? It wasn't over his eyeballs or anything.

My kid now looks like Moe.

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