"if you jumped on my trampoline at my house, you could probably touch the sky!"

My 7 year old cousin - Salima.

"Oh, well I'm pretty racist against the Irish ( Read more... )

My phone died. Finally and completely.
So, numbers please. Even if I didn't have it before, its cool.
There's some way to make responses private. so I'll try to figure that out.
Might be on your end.
Anyways, I'll get a new phone tomorrow or something.

why can't things ever just go right for once ( Read more... )

Totally didn't expect that reaction. Anyway. Tomorrow should be fun.
Also, a midget barked at me today. It was the greatest thing ever, I laughed for at least 20 minutes.

AAHHHHHHH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK ( Read more... )

When'd I get so fucking loveable.

Can't I be left alone?

......

I have things to do. That don't involve being on the phone or trapped in a restaurant all night.

Can I call it or what ( Read more... )

What the hell is up with some people. I don't understand and I wish I didn't care anymore. How can someone come to you for help the night before, keep you out late, trying to help them through their problems, and after you're done being totally supportive, the very next day, be a complete and total bitch to you. How does one go from "thank you, you ( Read more... )

Actually this is alot more of a feel good post than I'm usually known for. I'm feeling pretty accomplished on guitar lately. I learned a full out solo from a NOFX song, and another decent NOFX song as well. THEN, I turned my attention over to Propaghandi and I-SPY. That proved to be a little more difficult. I gave up on learning the solo at the end ( Read more... )