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As I sit here and ponder, I have to question the logic of that one being the best choice.

Honestly.

Look at him! One a shambling idiot, the other a tinfoil hat wearing retarded monkey...

Oh, you have much to answer for, my friend. Namely how this could happen.

I blame you.

...This is what we gave up everything for?

So children can bicker over poorly photoshopped, fuzzy, pixelated, and badly contrasted images?

Oh, Sparda.

I~ Know something~
And it's going to either be marvelous~
Or a complete and utter disaster~
Hmmhmmhmm~

Oh President La Spaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
I'll be stopping by your office shortly.

And this is why I recommend we keep them on a leash. But does their sire listen? Of course not.

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