i never...

[aventurine]

stolen from a bunch of people. i don't even remember everyone that posted this already. can you tell i'm trying to avoid doing homework?

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[jjjiii]

Question: How can anyone get out of infancy without managing to piss on themselves?

[aventurine]

that's true, and i also can't remember if i ever wet the bed when i was older than infancy. i'm sure i technically have pissed on myself, but definitely not in my adult life.

[kingtycoon]

This cuts to the chase for me. Another question is how did you get out of college without anal sex?

[aventurine]

hahaha