I wonder if nonviolent volcano dreams mean anything.

If I were to ever don a beard, it would have to be one similar to Mark Oliver Everett circa Souljacker. I wonder if that is theoretically possible.

Finals at 7:30 sure are fun!

You know who's drunk? ME

So much for sleeping.

I have a bunny.

Ted Lilly is a fucking sorceror. That's the only way to explain how he can fuck up the Sox so. Even when he's terrible in every other start like he was last year, blammo. He's in Fenway and he's pitching a goddamn GEM. He wasn't even that GOOD today. He consistently left pitches up in the zone and a change-up there should be in fucking ( Read more... )

I have fallen up the stairs.

First day of 2005 baseball season the other day and that night I dream of it. Not even of a GAME. But of a trade. Jeff Francoeur to the Mariners for Rafael Soriano and Jose Martinez. Worst part of this is I woke up wondering if this would've been a good trade or not. If Jose Martinez existed(as either a good young reliever or top-flight ( Read more... )

"I AM NOT A FUcL? ad HATE YOU"

To elicit such hatred so as to break a girl's mind mid-sentence.