Don't worry, old chap, I'm sure you'll have sex at least once in the next two decades. And I'm sure it will involve another person, too. Because I am an optimist.
Happy late birthday, oh bastard who didn't tell me so I could send him a present. As far as you know it could have been one of my hot, willing, single, and straight friends who has a thing for the cute shy types. But no, you had to keep it a big sekrit and now you'll NEVER KNOW.
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Happy late birthday, oh bastard who didn't tell me so I could send him a present. As far as you know it could have been one of my hot, willing, single, and straight friends who has a thing for the cute shy types. But no, you had to keep it a big sekrit and now you'll NEVER KNOW.
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Although, even if you're speaking the truth, I probably would've gotten eaten anyway.
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