Anyone going to comic con?

got an extra 4 day pass? know someone who has one but can't go?

I need two 4 day passes!

And I need them yesterday.

Will pay cash money (as opposed to the other type of money)

please?

I'll throw in sexual favors (not preformed by me or my wife)

"here comes the bride" in MP3 format ASAP!!! Wedding is in 4 DAYS!!!! Thank you!!!

Ok, I'm going to close this journal down i've decided. I'm going to now post exclusivly in jhorsley3 from now on. so if you dont have jhorsley3 on your friends list yet, WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Why is it that whenever I’m in the shower my hands will constantly wonder down and play with my genitals? Now that I think of it, this isn’t just a shower thing. Whenever I find myself naked my hands always go downstairs for a little halftime action.
Feminine itch got you down? Try new Goldbond Medicated Vagina powder. Just one application of the ( Read more... )

Another humdrum night here at Bremerton Lanes and I can’t help but want to write about it. The girl Elizabeth was here again tonight. She called me yesterday and woke me up from the little sleep I’m able to get, and while in this half awake half sleep state I agreed to hang out with her after work today. Ugggh. I always seem to do this. I ( Read more... )

So I’ve decided that I am going to update this thing more often, and more thoroughly then I have in a while. Why you may ask? Mainly for something to do while I’m sitting here bored out of my fucking mind on the graveyard shift, but also partially because I have this need to write about things. Things no one will really give a flying fuck about, ( Read more... )

so tonight at bowling i was feeling good ( Read more... )

i rarely post things like this, but this is actually someone i know.
please, if you can print this out and post it where ever you can.
if you want a higher resolution one i will upload it for you.

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spent tonight setting up my sisters house with wi-fi on their 6mbps cable connection.

holy shits it fast.

that is all.

So I totally joined another bowling league last night.

I now bowl the reno/vegas league on sundays.
the Guys and Dolls league on tuesdays.
and the Travel League once a month on sunday.

I know this makes me seem to cool for school, but I'm still a down to earth guy. Don't be scared of my awesomness.
~j