The shit patrol is patroling your toilets. The stains on the rim are indications of proper toilet usage, and you are urged to use this luxuary whenever you feel the need to shit. Don't just sit there, run up to your toilet and unload a fat turd; you might find that this action will make you feel all better.

Yeah, it has been awhile since I wrote in this piece of shit, so....life has been going pretty much teh same: shitty. So, I'm sick right now after two years of not catching anything, damn.Judo has been going well, and im a brown belt now.Its cool being able to toss people and stuff. I also learned some new stuff like Karate and a few Flip martial ( Read more... )

I think its my mums birthday today, im pretty sure it is so a few hours from now im gonna suprise her with a happy birthday.Anyway back to what I originally intended this post to be about, ok, so here it goes life's a motherfucking bitch so fuck you life go to hell...if possible. Life you need to jump off a cliff and die or you can just die. I know ( Read more... )

Where is everybody? can someone define the word friend for me? but not like a dictionary definition a real human definition with feeling...why is it that a person can care for many people but then those people would never take the time to care back they would shun the person and only think about themselves? that question is very cynical. What is ( Read more... )

VOICES IN THE RAIN-The Wipers ( Read more... )

Yesterday ( Read more... )

Big Iron by Marty Robbins (one of the greatest country songs ever ( Read more... )

I wanted to add pictures to this entry but there is no direct uploading from hard drives, maybe i'll find the picture online and post them later.I have to start teaching myself how to read music again because I don't remember any of that stuff. I'll add more to this later.Well its later now and I need equipment for my guitar, everything is all ( Read more... )

"once I had my heroes once I had my dreams but all of that has changed now to turn things inside out" -burma thats when i reached out for my revolver ( Read more... )

Well Its been a while, I've been lazy, yeah.Friday was that Greek Theatre it was alright, each band got a dressing room but we had to share because of lack of supervision< we're all 18 well except for the guys in Frandangle and fly paper craptel. Well yeah I had a blast, Paper Thin Walls shared a dressing room with Perfect Nonsense, they are cool. ( Read more... )