ah… well your mom was correct… bread does indeed give ducks gas. but that is of no concern since it is all part of my intricate, diabolical, and at times environmentally safe plan to take down the Olson twins.
if I close my eyes and pretend its not all that silly… I think that maybe it will actually work someday.
I know… and I do apologize for the mundane quality of my post. it is sad that we cannot all be consumed by the same rampant denial and egotistical mania that lets you think that anyone cares to hear about your waffle fetishes or the most recent drama that has dug another deep dark pit in your squishy gothy soul. at least I only inflict people twice a year.. your’s it seems is a weekly periodical of pain.
*cough* yeast infection *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *gakk* *sqech* *weez* *brraaap* *cheeezuwumba* *cough* sorry about that … I just gave up smoking.
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No, I'm serious, she actually said this to me as a child
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if I close my eyes and pretend its not all that silly… I think that maybe it will actually work someday.
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just say when!
now?!!
ps-what are your Halloween weekend plans?
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*cough*smegma*cough*
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I know… and I do apologize for the mundane quality of my post. it is sad that we cannot all be consumed by the same rampant denial and egotistical mania that lets you think that anyone cares to hear about your waffle fetishes or the most recent drama that has dug another deep dark pit in your squishy gothy soul. at least I only inflict people twice a year.. your’s it seems is a weekly periodical of pain.
*cough* yeast infection *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *gakk* *sqech* *weez* *brraaap* *cheeezuwumba* *cough* sorry about that … I just gave up smoking.
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