Why ladies love Severus Snape: A detailed primer. (chock full of spoilers, in case you care)

[avphibes]

 All images used were culled from our friend, the internet.

So I was sitting around playing Marry/Fuck/Kill with the Potterverse and was like “I’d totally fuck Snape, obviously.” Then it occurred to me that, among the smorgasbord of cute young boys, why would the “obvious” sexual choice be a gnarly old goth who’s a dick to everyone?

Comments

[rollick]

This is both insightful and highly entertaining. Thanks.

[intravenous]

Is this the only place you wrote this? I badly want to post this to FB, Alia. However, I do not want FB to connect to LJ.

[avphibes]

Kapow!

http://retrolife.typepad.com/the_overexamined_life/2010/09/why-ladies-love-severus-snape-a-detailed-primer-chock-full-of-spoilers-in-case-you-care.html

[ethernautrix]

FB'd. Hilarious -- and I haven't read the books or seen the movies, but suddenly HP is tempting me...

Thanks!

[purgatorius]

[redacted] has an internet friend named "The Professor", a married woman whose basement is a Snape cosplay... uh, wizard sex dungeon? The Professor dresses up as Snape, brings 'students'
there for... you know, lessons. With magic wands.

File under "things even I am too scared to google around for"

[avphibes]

Yikes and also LOL.

[mordicai]

Guys don't get it? LIES. Team Snape! I'm even STRAIGHT!

[mhaithaca]

Yeah, I especially enjoy him in "Dogma." And I admit some of the S/H fanfic turns me on. :-)

[mhaithaca]

I suppose I should be more specific. I'm talking about the Snape/Hermione fic. I hear the Snape/Harry fic turns others on. Can't recall the name, but there was a fanfic novel set on summer holiday in Rome that pretty much explored all the options.

[avphibes]

SS/HG 4 Life!

[sparklydevil]

A+++++ WOULD READ AGAIN