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step one: make fist. step two: point upward.
This is from an AMAZING album of japanese covers by Andrew W.K. I think the fact that I've been listening to this on repeat for three days proves that my inner 15 year old boy is alive and well.
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In which I try to prove I am smart by taking the Mensa test...
Originally posted here.
I believe I got the idea around the time that I was called in for a legal deposition by the defense lawyers in my ongoing copyright infringement case. The lawyer for the defense seemed to be building his entire case around the hope, or perhaps the assumption, that I am an idiot. His arrogant attempts at semantic ( Read more... ) -
The A.V. Phibes business strategy... simplified!
just found this in one of my old work notebooks. I think I drew it around the time that I realized I hate customer service. I find it both funny and TOTALLY TRUE!
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Who am I? I am both nobody and somebody.
So part of where my thought process came from in the previous post is the fact that, everything I've done for the past few years, even if i got paid for it, hasn't felt particularly "real." If you've been reading for awhile, you've surely noticed that every year since 2005, I've described my activities as "dicking around."
What happened in 2005 ( Read more... ) -
Home Alone
So remember how, like, a month ago I was all like "I'm going to start blogging again!" and then, I kinda didn't? Well let me tell you about how that came about:
So a few months ago, my Darling Boyfriend decided that he was going to go to India with one of his college friends who was a Buddhist monk for some time. I met said friend when he was ( Read more... ) -
I'm passionate about not being passionate about things.
So now that I'm trying to get blogging again, I find myself stymied as to what my "theme" should be. In much the same way as in art, the key to success in blogging seems to be consistency. Figure out your thing + keep doing that thing and that thing only = ability to build a following. But--also in much the same way as in art-- I find it nearly ( Read more... ) -
Moving Forward
There comes a time when the only thing to do is throw out your old life and start fresh.
Several years back, my whole fake-famous,/attention-whore schtick turned on me and suddenly the idea of people out there in the world and internetland knowing about me, combined with the fact that so much of my persona was a fragile maquette constructed to ( Read more... ) -
Cleaning up my LJ for the glorious future
HERE'S THE DEAL: I've had this journal for eight years and it's gotten a bit muddled and hasn't been the same since 2005 (yes, I'm sorry.) But, internet people, I want to win you back! I will try harder to amuse you!
BUT, since I want to start with a clean slate, I have UNFRIENDED EVERYONE SO THAT I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO IS STILL ON HERE AND WHO ( Read more... )
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