The noise from the impending apocalypste woke me at 4:10 am this morning. When I poked my head out the window to see the total destruction of humanity, all I saw was a car who had backed into a tree and hit a few parked cars. Leaving behind the last half of his vehicle, the prepretrator attempted to continue to noisily with pyrotechnics drive down ( Read more... )

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Maria and I are taking shots of tequila and toasting to pussy. Oh Coachella, you are the pussy I most long for.

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I waver back and forth feeling regretful about chosing not to attend Coachella this year. Today, I very much wish I was going or could even afford to go. Kraftwerk always has its way with me.

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I enjoy few things quite as much as I take pleasure in lazy mornings in bed. I fight off urges to make a late breakfast, shower and open up my blinds. I believe that it’s in these hours that spend half way between starting my day and denying it all together, that I am truly happy. What is it about this space and time that makes me feel more ( Read more... )

I have discovered the Joy of Yoga. And I've begun work on my inner spiral!

From now on, all my heroin purchases are going to be certified fair trade.

By the end of the week I have to have completed a paper and an animation. I have yet to begin doing any of these items but have been carefully crafting a fantasy in my head of being seriously injured and hopizitialized. The incident is so severe that it serves to excuse me from turning in these assignments at the time they are due. At the same time ( Read more... )