Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 1.1
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Welcome to my first Sims 3 legacy! I've always been a huge fan of Sims 2, but had a hard time getting into 3 for some reason. I guess I just found a lot of it overcomplicated. But then Seasons came out and I had to get it, as it was my favorite expansion in 2 due to added realism. Now I can't stop playing, haha. #mylifeisofficiallyover
This won't be following the regular Rainbow Legacy color scheme, as I have a hard time getting through 10 generations. Therefore I've decided to follow the route of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Each generation's color will be reflected by their hair and all of their names will be taken from symbolism.
Let's say hello our founder, shall we? :D
Meet Passion Iridescence. She is the daughter of the very wealthy power couple Blanch and Alabaster Iridescence, who own nearly every business in Sunset Valley. As the child of an upperclass family, it was expected that she was raised to be very a proper young lady. However Passion is also a hopeless romantic, so when she announced to her father on the eve of her 18th birthday that she was going to elope with her aspiring rockstar boyfriend, Danny Danger, Alabaster grew very angry. He called Danny a good-for-nothing and to thwart Passion's plans he cut her off financially, hoping that would stop her.
As Passion was deeply in love, she didn't care about the money. However, it seemed Danny did. He dumped her the very next day, leaving her financially unstable and all alone, which has made her a perpetually grumpy individual.
Having too much pride and unwilling to crawl back to daddy, Passion swore that she would make it on her own. However since her family practically owns the whole city and nearly all the jobs in it, she knew she would have to find another means for income as she refused to work for her father. Good thing Passion has a green thumb, as she'll need to harvest a lot of crops to survive.
Being out on her own is a little scary though, since Passion is a bit of a coward. So she hopes she'll find a new man to warm her bed at night and ward away all the evil things that lurk in the dark, because she really doesn't want to get her heart ripped out by a rabid forest monster, okay?!
They're freaking real, man. Don't look at her like that.
Ah, the legacy shack. Always such a quality example of modern architecture.
Passion's first stop was the grocery store, as she needed some seeds to start her Magnificent Garden of Badassery.
Yes, that is exactly what I am calling it.
But before she went back home, Passion decided to cut through the park to pick some flowers, since some of those bitches sell for hundreds of dollars.
Passion: You, my pretty, will soon be transformed into a television.
You can keep dreaming that, sweetie; you need a lot more practical objects before I get your spoiled ass a TV. Also, those flowers you picked gave you a whopping §45. Best you're getting is a lamp.
Passion spotted a cute guy on the other side of the street, so she jogged over to meet him. She's a bit hopeless on her own and her awkward little curtsy seems to prove that.
Passion: G'day, Sir Sexy.
Flirting is not her forte.
Hank: Have you seen my handcuffs? I think I dropped them in one of these bushes but I can't seem to find them.
Passion: Are you a cop, or is this some kind of kinky thing?
Passion: Because I've very proper and I don't get down like that.
Hank: I actually am a cop but-- wait, really? You should, it's fun. Being forced into submission like that makes my penis grow twice it's normal size, no lie.
Passion takes a moment to ponder the wonderment of Hank's magically growing penis.
And then this horse just walks down Main St and no one seems to bat an eyelash. This is my first time playing the Pets expansion so I found that a bit awkward, lol.
Passion: So, do you like the color red? Because it's like my hair and my hair is made of silken fire. Go on, touch it. I warn you though, my hotness may burn you.
She's really, really bad at flirting...
Hank: I uh, actually like the color white. It's pure and virginal, you see. I like that. Virgins.
Passion: No, no red. We're talking about red now, you silly little person.
One track mind.
Passion: Red, like the color of hearts. Don't you just love hearts, and relationships? Speaking of, are you in one?
Hank: I just got married last week actually...
Passion: ...Really.
Passion: REALLY?!!
Calm down girl, we'll find you a mate. Don't get your panties in a knot.
In search of said mate, Passion heads out to the neighborhood bar and finds... this guy, who for some reason is no longer on Passion's relationship panel. We'll call him Unflirty Gus.
Passion: So, I plant seeds and stuff. Or, I will... once I get home. It's going to be a super awesome career, I just know it! ...Or actually it might be really boring, but I won't be working for my overbearing father so HA! Still a win, in my opinion.
Unflirty Gus: Your beauty is akin to the sun's radiance; I bet if you just smile at the plants they will grow for you.
Seems to be going well, right?
Wrong.
Passion: So, do you wanna be on my A list, baby?
Unflirty Gus: Is this flirting? I hate flirting. Get out of my face, woman.
I don't know what to do with sims who have the unflirty trait, so I sent Passion back home. Mainly because I don't have patience for it.
The next morning, Passion gets to work creating her Magnificent Garden of Badassery.
Passion: Ugh, this is dirty. And hard.
Don't complain.
As the plants were going to take a couple days to grow and Passion was in desperate need of some cash, I made her paint.
She was decent.
Passion: Omg, this is so good!
Passion: Proud of myself!
You should be, love. It's very pretty and it's an absolute travesty that it only got you §35. No one appreciates true artistic vision anymore. Damn this country.
The Summer Festival came to town, so I sent Passion down there to try to find a man.
...Not this guy.
Simis: Hey there, honey! You want to try your hand against me in an eating contest?
That could be fun.
Passion: You're going down, wrinkleface.
Passion: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Simis: I can't believe my wrinkle cream didn't work...
Thornton: To roll up my sleeves, or to not roll up my sleeves... ah, this day and it's dilemmas. I knew I shouldn't have gotten up this morning.
Look at her go!
Passion: I AM THE HOTDOG EATING QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Yes, dear. Good job. Four for you, Passion. You go, passion!
And none for the silly little men, bye.
It's a full moon that night and Passion finds herself at the bar again, but not alone.
Passion: So do you like, come from the sky or something? Like an alien? Cause that's what my mom used to say about people who looked funny.
Dustin: God you are hot...
Dustin: Uh, yeah. I come from the sky, and up there we speak the language of love...
Passion: Oh man, I am on fire today! First the contest and now-- wait.
Zombie: BLARRRGGGGG! NEED BRAIIIINNNSSS!
Time to go.
Hey guys, remember Hank the cop/kinky dude? Well guess what? Him and his wife got divorced! Weeeee!
Hank: So, uh... I was wondering if maybe I could come over sometime and see your vegetable patch?
Passion: Is that what people are calling it these days? Cause I-- oh, right. You meant... okay, sure. That sounds fun!
Hank: You have a lovely home. There's so many good things to get cuffed to.
Passion: Uh, thanks, but it's a shack. Look, some homeless dude even let himself in earlier and pissed on my floor. This is shit, but I appreciate your lies, Sir Sexy.
Hank. Hank.
Passion. I knew that.
Passion: Listen, Sir-- uh, I mean Hank. I think you're really cute. You also have soft hands, which I'll be sure to ruin once you sign your life over to be my gardening bitch.
Hank: You'd make me your bitch? Oh, how sweet!
So everything seems to be going well, and me and Passion couldn't be happier.
Passion: So, do you maybe want to be my boyfriend?
... And then this happens.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES? WEREN'T YOU MARRIED? Ugh.
Passion: Oh my god, I am going to die alone.
No you won't. Don't worry, dear; he'll be a challenge, but we'll get him! In the meantime, tend to your garden.
Passion: I can almost feel the badassery now!
Yeah you can!
As Passion waits for Hank to call her (even though the chances of that are slim as hell now) she visits the Fall Festival to pick herself a pumpkin, trying to get her mind off things.
Passion: I wish I could carve my eye out with this thing instead. My dead, loveless eyes! /dramatic flail
But before Passion can go about mutilating her pretty face, by some miracle Hand does call!
Hank: You wanna know a secret? I can't stop thinking about your home and all it's cuffable places. It's why I called; commitment might scare me, but being tied down at your mercy doesn't!
Aw. How... sweet?
Anyway, this is clearly where I should have tweaked my PSD to make things look a little better, but it's almost five in the morning so no.
Passion: I met a funny looking man once. I think he's from that star, way up there.
Hank: Actually darling, all funny looking people are from that star over there.
Passion: Omgosh you're perfect.
Passion: And Sir Hank of the Sexy Clan, let me tell you what I'm going to do with your perfection.
Passion: ...Trap you into a marriage you don't want! How do you like that, bitch?
Hank: Holy balls! How did you know I liked it when a woman took charge?!
Passion: Wild guess.
Hank: You are so the perfect woman to make me miserable, my love.
Now, let's take a minute to appreciate the fuckery that is this photo. Hank and Passion were about to consummate their engagement at his place and then these random women just strolled right in, one of them holding flowers.
I don't know why, but she actually seems surprised when he rejects her.
Random girl: How could you?
Idk man, try asking the naked chick in his bed. Might be a place to start.
Passion wasted no time tying Hank down, since the commitmentphobe was liable to come to his senses at any moment.
Passion: This is the best day of my life!
And they lived happily ever after... or did they?
The Legacy Continues Here