i don't know...i have five dollars cash in my wallet, and i can't decide if i should spend it on a mcdonald's mocha frappe or the on-sale paperback copy of lauren conrad's hard candy at target.

it only took me 28 years to own a legit pair of sweatpants, dudes. (well, sweatpants sans the elastic around the ankles) BIG THINGS COMIN' IN 2010!!!

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lolz, you guys, how many times in the last week do you think i've seen this commercial and cried.

have you guys all been listening to 'shovel' by breathe owl breathe since it came out in 2007 and not been telling me? if so...I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WTF ( Read more... )

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it's starting to average out that i lose my phone every three days. tonight, all of the usual sleuthing* tricks failed me...until i heard buzzing about half an hour ago, while watching 'sex rehab with dr. drew'. i was stoked. and started searching for the vibrating phone. only to discover it was a commercial for the trojan mini producing the ( Read more... )

dearrrrrrrrrrrrr internet keeper of important life events:

sitting here under an electric blanket in the recliner at my parents' house. waiting for dan to call for a ride home from the bar. watching the brad pitt thanksgiving episode of 'friends'.

FAVORITE LIFE

today a 21 year old boy asked me if i graduated in '07
...from high school.

livin' the dream, guys!

it's cool guys, just got my AARP card in the mail.

so, for a while the other day i was feeling a little Too Precious for The World. but it turned out i just needed to watch this clip on youtube and then make a banana nut cake w/ cream cheese frosting and stick smashed butterfinger pieces to the sides.

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