Today I had the aural section of my musicianship exam. It was been supervised by these two old ladies who were dressed in these old ladies ensembled clothes. One had on this gangrenous green thing. While we were doing the exam they were knitting - it was very endearing. Then, in the middle of the exam, the door was kicked in and twenty guys dressed ( Read more... )

My new job is going splendidly! I just got a new client and his name is Chris Piss. He called me pathetic and I whipped him and then ripped off a layer of his tender foot-sole skin. Then I forced him to watch 'Mary Poppins' over and over until he begged for mercy. He has been my faithful dog since then. I feel like I'm fitting into my role very ( Read more... )

The most embarrasing thing happened the other day. I was having a fight with Jesse and I was winning of coarse because I am so much butcher than him. Then he tried picking me up over his shoulder and my school pants ripped down the bum seam! Then I pulled them off and started singing YMCA in a joyful yet macho tenor. Jesse stared at me like I was a ( Read more... )

Last night Hope and I went on another sexy date! I haven't seen her for ages because of our trials. I've seen Jesse but it's just not the same as being with Hope. Anyway, we went out for dinner - it was so romantic! I ate some great fish! We played 'murder in the dark' and Hope fell over and dislocated her shoulder then blood poured out all over ( Read more... )

Today I realised that Jesse isn't the one for me. My true love has been in front of me for years and I never noticed! Her name is Hope and she brings sunshine into my life. Every night I watch her sleeping through her window (heavy breathing). Jesse won't be too upset probably, since he and Corey have been involved in a passionate love affair. That ( Read more... )

Today Morgan said that he "wanted to put Kate into a cage of baboons and let them rape her." He is such a poet. He also said "she has a large nose and is ugly" and "she defiled my dog." Well, she must have those urges to reproduce with her own species. Jesse said that he is so hot right now that he wants to take his clothes off or something but I ( Read more... )

In the last few weeks since I began my vendetta against Kate, I am so amazed at the amount of people who hate her. Even Vae, who says she never liked her and she's a smelly bitch! Today I wrote another song ( Read more... )

Well, as it turns out, nobody will be seeing my comments on Kate's journal because she closed it! Last night we (Not including Kate) were walking down the street and we saw this homeless guy asleep on the street, so we started hitting him with a plank of wood we picked up on the street. He started screaming incoherently and blood was pourimg down ( Read more... )

HELLO I AM LILI! And this is my livejournal. dun dun dun. A few things about myself, I love Buffy, and I would have sex with her if I ever saw her on the street, I also kinda like my boyfriend. He's Jesse. He has long hair, and is often asked if he is jesus. I hate Kate.. ..... I love COREY........It was my friend, Hope's birthday yesterday. She's ( Read more... )