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1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Got spanked ( Read more... )

I slept at Jesses house last night and right now he is having a guitar lesson. His teacher is Paris Hilton - she's such a fucking awesome guitarist. She can play 'Foxxy Lady' with her nipple tassels! Now that's a talent! Jesse has a really funny dog and she's sitting here with me because she told me that she thinks Paris Hilton is a dirty slut and ( Read more... )

Last night was my formal and I was so goddamn sexy! Corey just couldn't keep his eyes offa me! I was a crazy dancing machine!!! Jesse was a shit dancer and he is so pathetic that he can't tie up a fucking bow. Instead of learning the "loop swoop and pull" technique, he was such a dumb arse kindergarterner that he has to use the "bunny ears" bow. ( Read more... )

I haven't written in here for ages because the HSC just started but it's about time I updated my life. I am good. Alright, you've been updated ( Read more... )

Jesse really wants me to bitch about Dean and why he sucks, but I think Dean is a nice person and I'm sorry that I hurt his feelings. Jesse thinks Dean is a fuckwit ( Read more... )

I would rather stare at some dorks from the OC than Jesse...is what he just said. And he is right! Nah, I'm just kiddin ( Read more... )

Hope exposed some year 9 girls who poured honey all over the toilet seats yesterday, and now they want to bash her up! I'm really worried for her, those year 9ers are big and scary ( Read more... )

On sunday my orchestra played on ABC National radio. And this really annoying guy was announcing us and he went on and on and on and on and on and on and on ( Read more... )

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