The Frog Prince
~2100
G
Um. Cesc turns into a frog at the Euros. Shenanigans! (EDIT: BECAUSE THIS aka it actually happened there are gifs.

I'd like to pretend this is the most ridiculous thing I've written, but it's not even close. This is for Therese/komnene, who doesn't have a livejournal but gives me the most glorious fic ideas via tumblr. Therese you ( Read more... )

exercise a little caution
xavi/villa
disclaimer: fuck all the canon
~12400

15 word fic: By the time Xavi had got used to the idea, it was already too late.

( A/N )

( Part 2 )

Claret and Blue Army~2400 ( Read more... )

true lips and sweet hearts
~1400

Adam, David, and love hearts. Does what it says on the packet. Written quickly for my dear ”the_wild_son” as an apology for suggesting I wanted fic in which David cheats on Adam. Sorry babe, I hope this made up for that. Deffo not still thinking about it.

( They're... love hearts. Why do you have love hearts? )

How to make friends, enthusiastically
~4500
G
Sergio Aguero moves to England, finds Scott Parker inexplicably charming. Adam and David are just tagging along. I DON'T KNOW. Is this any more ridiculous than Kaka/David James?!

This is for the_wild_son who loves SP and Aguero’s face, and for the oh-so-charming anons at the kinkmeme who so badly wanted Scott ( Read more... )

A Sort of Idea
(as Winnie the Pooh might say)
Kaka + Ronaldo + Messi gen
I DON'T KNOW EITHER
~1300
G

Because: I get bored at work; Cesc takes a lot of attention from some of Messi's best looking-after people; Ronaldo can totally spot an isolated star; and Kaka's just nice.

This is for the_wild_son anyway whatever.

( This is a good idea, isn't it? )

you're my power pill
Iker/all his friends. Not like that though. This is PG.
~830 words

So this one time, liberta was like, write me a Pacman fic! Because she is off her rocker. And then I wrote it, because uh. So am I, I guess. Except it was about 100x more subtle than she had intended. Sorry lady, I'll try harder next crack!fic prompt, promise ( Read more... )

wake
the morning light
Iker Muniain/David De Gea
~2380
G

Loosely based off this prompt at we_are_cities

( The first time the two share a room )

On Fate, and Leopard Print Shoes
~2,240
PG-13

Villa's injured, Cesc is adjusting, and Xavi overthinks everything. For eleret in the valentinesplay exchange.

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( a discussion about destiny is as light hearted to him as a conversation about David's shoes )