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Five Valentines for Iker Muniain
Five Valentines
(whether they knew it or not)
A little PG ficlet
Iker Muniain and: Javi Martinez, Ander Herrera, Mikel San Jose, Gorka Iraizoz, David de Gea.
Originally posted here (comm-locked)
( Cutesy Athletic fic ) -
I mock because I care - assorted Real Madrid and Arsenal crack ficlets
So while I was getting into football fandom and the_wild_son was watching me get into football fandom, I used to email her all the stupid crack fic / ridiculous plots that we came up with. Since I have now got to the point at which I have no shame, here is a selection of those fics.
In which Ramos gives facial hair a goi.e. I mock Ramos for aallll the days, ( Read more... ) -
December 31st - football fic - Kaka/David James
December 31st
Kaka/David James
~1200, PG
Written in the same universe as this fic. Six year end moments in David and Kaka's relationship. I am a massive sap. Where is this all coming from. Whatever, it's aaaalll for the_wild_son.
( December 31st ) -
the health giving properties of lemonade - football fic - iker/david
the health giving properties of lemonade
Iker Muniain/David de Gea
~1900, PG
This is for distira still because of all the reasons, but comes with a lot of thanks to the_wild_son for indulging my rojita soft spot ♥
“You know you’re not supposed to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with based on their football skills ( Read more... ) -
Still happy faces on their grass stained knees
Still happy faces, on their grass stained knees
Man Utd gen, la la la nothing happened this weekend
heartequals: i love you and i'm sorry your team lost
just remember
there are still happy faces
on their grass stained knees
( because, this. ) -
Not for Profit - football fic - Kaka/David James
Not for Profit
Kaka/David James, PG
~2800 words
BEAR WITH ME OKAY. THIS WORKS. Written as a challenge, the pairing was randomly selected. It turned into a romcom-esque story of unlikely boyfriends. With Ronaldo.
( Not for Profit ) -
FIFA, and Other Stories, David de Gea/Iker Muniain, PG-13
FIFA, and Other Stories
David de Gea/Iker Muniain, PG-13
~2100 words
A/N: Sap, sap, sap sap sap, angst, sap. I can’t get enough of these two being maybe-platonic-maybe-not boyfriends. Half of this is stolen from a tiny ficlet I wrote for distira the other day, and the other half is stolen from an idea distira had, so what you can take from this is that the ( Read more... ) -
Soulpatch Wishes - football fic - Spain/Barca crackfic
Soulpatch Wishes
Silva/Villa and/or Cesc/Pique if you want *is-it-gen-or-isn't-it jazz hands*. Very, very PG.
~2800 words
Set in a sort of vague indiscriminate time period in 2010, taking in various international breaks? Whatever. It's about magical facial hair, don't bring me down with canon.
It takes the same amount of time for people to stop ( Read more... ) -
matching haircuts - football fic - muniain/de gea gen
I wanted fic about this picture, and then distira ALSO wanted fic about that picture, and so I wrote it. Sort of? It's real short, and lazy. \o/
Sort of Iker Muniain/David De Gea but really just a short bit of ridic, saccharine-sweet gen about the Spanish babies.
( this isn't a real fic! ) -
punchlines - x factor fic - matt/aiden
Punchlines
X Factor: Matt/Aiden
~8900 words
This isn't embarrassing at all.
"Do you remember," Matt says, "when I made you wait three hours for me to finish in the studio so that we could go back together?"
And Aiden smiles.
"I wanted to go back with you," he says, and it feels like an admission.
( Eight men walk into an Australian beach house. )
