Dude!
Just... what the hell dude? Is this why they wouldn't tell me how it ended? Is this... Oh man. Just... that's so sad. The dog does not make it any better! Isn't the dog sorta supposed to be a comfort or something? No, wait, it so totally lures you in. The dog's all there on the cover going "Come on Madsen, come on and read the book, it's not
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I sighed and slammed my locker shut. Why is it that everytime I get two minutes alone with Sam, he has to show up and ruin it? And I don't feel all that bad about giving him the Wishbone version of Shakespeare to read. The teacher called it a tragedy. Tragedies do not have happy endings, and I think that's pretty obvious. If it wasn't obvious to him then that's just too bad. Geez, it's fiction. Fiction by a womanizing idiot who thought he was good at writing romantic crap ( ... )
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"So you did know. I knew that you knew." I glared at her. Dude, I really hate this chick. So completely and totally hate her, especially after this. She's the one that told me to go read the version with the dog that lies. I mean come on, who would do that to another human being?
"Oh, well. Now you do."
"Yeah, now I do, after I actually put time into reading it."
Evil.
Pure evil.
The Snowflake's probably in leauge with the dog. This big corporate empire plot to depress the living shit out of the good guys like me and Sammy and Ryan and Nick and Johnny. They're targeting us.
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"Yeah, now I do, after I actually put time into reading it."
Really not funny.
I sorta thought he knew how it ended, everyone did. Or at least, that's what I believed until now. So when Carly suggested it, I didn't do anything about it. If I'd known he either forgot what the ending was or seriously didn't know at all, I would have said something.
"He tends to take certain stories personal." I explained to Carly. "Depending on what they're about." I shrugged.
I sighed and looked back to Madsen. "Look man, it's not like it's real. Relax." I shouldered my bag. "No big family fights, no star crossed lovers or whatever the hell it was..." I don't remember, I read the book ages ago, and it was in class.
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Okay, obviously Sammy isn't seeing the problem here. Besides the evil dog and The Snowflake he's all head over heels for being in leauge together, there's a whole other part to the whole thing that just makes it twice as bad.
"Dude. It so totally applies."
I rolled my eyes at the look I was getting. "Look at you guys! I mean come on." Dude, am I the only one who sees it here?
"Your friends," I pointed to the Snowflake. "Completely hate his friends. And him." I pointed to Sammy. "And his friends completely hate your friends." I pointed back to The Snowflake. "So, in closing, it totally applies here, which means Carly's going to get you killed."
My logic is undeniable here, they have to see what I'm talking about.
"... Dude, stop looking at me like that!"
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