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Mar 25, 2005 17:32

It's amazes me what a girl can get away with when she tells her male gym teacher that she has cramps. Since I didn't feel like spotting Kyle while he demonstrated his ability to pointlessly lift heavy objects, I made my female excuse and was told to sit the day out. No changing my clothes, no doing crunches, and best of all, no Kyle ( Read more... )

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pyrokinetic_ March 25 2005, 23:22:31 UTC
Snoozeville, population, me and six other guys at the very least. Oh, what a nice place to be. A place where you can dream about that hot English teacher or the girl you're in love with like a lot, without a simple care in the world.

It's a nice place. The beach is great too. Sitting back with a couple of margaritas and the girl of choice, making out under the umbrella, and...

"Mr. Howell! Mr. Howell."

... That doesn't sound like 'Sam... oh Sam...'...

"Mr. Howell!" And a snap on the desk means we're now departing Snoozeville and heading back to Reality. Does that ever freakin' suck.

"Wha? Huh?" I looked around, and back to Ms. Foster. Who wasn't in a bikini, so this was definitely Reality. The Suckplace. Oh come on, I was so comfortable too... "I mean... yeah?"

"Glad to have you back." That rolling her eyes thing is sort of hot, I mean Carly does that hotter but still, that look on her isn't bad. "Since you've decided to return, maybe you can take on the role of Romeo for us."... Huh ( ... )

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seriously__dude March 25 2005, 23:36:53 UTC
Soooo comfortable... Aw dude, it takes forever to get this kind of comfort in one desk without falling over in front of the entire class... and I should know man, I've done it all at least once.

"Mr. Howell!"

"Wha? Huh? I mean... yeah?"

"Glad to have you back. Since you've decided to return, maybe you can take on the role of Romeo for us."

Woah woah woah, Sammy's gonna read? I have to stay awake for this. I sat up and grinned. "Alright dude, go for it." Yeah, keep glaring Sammy, just because this is funny for me and not for you doesn't mean it's not funny.

"Romeo for what?"

"For the part we're reading. Carly's going to be your Juliet."

Huh?!

"Wait, where'd she come from?" I looked over, seeing The Snowflake sitting on the teacher's desk all prim and proper. Dude, did I mention that really pisses me off to a big extreme?

... Hold on a second... Sammy's Romeo... Carly's Juliet...

"I was right!" I stood up. "DUDE! I so utterly told you two! Didn't I tell you? I told you guys!"

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enduringcharm March 26 2005, 00:13:59 UTC
I hate when teachers pick on Sam, I just hate it. If he was Madsen, I could see them getting pissed off about him being blatantly stupid. Most of the time Sam's respectful of his teachers, and when he's not they don't seem to catch him. The faculty looks at him as part of the problem just because he's friends with Madsen, and it's not fair. He's not the mastermind of all the dumb pranks they pull.

"Romeo for what?"

"For the part we're reading. Carly's going to be your Juliet."

Damn....Damn. Damn. Damn. That makes me Juliet, and Sam Romeo. Madsen is going to have a field day with this.

"I was right! DUDE! I so utterly told you two! Didn't I tell you? I told you guys!"

Couldn't he have waited until the end of class? Now we have twenty five pairs of eyes on us, including the teacher's. Not everyone knows that Sam and I are, well, whatever we are. We're something, I think. And now it'll be all over school by the end of the day because Michael Madsen couldn't keep his mouth shut ( ... )

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pyrokinetic_ March 26 2005, 00:26:20 UTC
3... 2... 1...

"I was right! DUDE! I so utterly told you two! Didn't I tell you? I told you guys!"

He never ceases to be on schedule. The really scary part is that stopped scaring me ages ago. I've been desensitized to crap like this.

"Whatever." I said with a sigh as I tried to ignore everyone staring at us trying to figure out what's going on. I wonder what's going to be the romour of choice flying around school by the end of the day.

"It's a coincidence."

"What she said." I muttered, and then sat up a little bit more, trying to find what page we were supposed to do with this thing.

Wait, was I supposed to agree? Is that going to make this whole thing worse? The damage is kind of done, but...

"Ready Sam? Page three-eighty-one."

"Got it." I nodded to her with a small smile, and tried to find my spot.

... The balcony scene, oh how beautiful. How fitting for Madsen's big 'I'm right!' ego trip. Crap.

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enduringcharm March 30 2005, 07:42:02 UTC
"Yeah man, I'm kind of sick of detention."

I thought Sam and his friends liked detention. For them it was probably a big Breakfast Club thing. They seemed to know all of the teachers involved--they were the ones who glared at Sam and Madsen in the hallway. The boys were probably comfortable in detention too. They were the 'regulars', with Madsen as leader and Sam as second in command. I could see it. Heck, I have seen it. The first time I ever saw Sam he was crashing into me while trying to escape after one of their schemes.

"You did good. I liked reading with you."

Sure, there was something awkward about reading Romeo and Juliet with a guy you liked, but it was nice too. It's a play about true love and all that fun romantic drama. I'd never want to act it out onstage, but for a one time thing, that wasn't bad. I would have been less interested if I hadn't read opposite Sam.

"Very Romeo." I teased, smiling at him.

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seriously__dude April 5 2005, 18:01:18 UTC
"Yeah man, I'm kind of sick of detention."

"That's why we try to stay out of it dude." I grinned, grabbing my bag. "Don't get caught, first rule to all the real fun." The kind that doesn't involve crazy Snowflakeyness chicks that cause nothing but trouble.

Now that's a party.

"You did good. I liked reading with you."

Could she be any worse in the whole bad flirting thing? This is way sickening to watch. And Sammy was totally buying into it, whiich was bull. Why the hell would anyone fall for that?

"Very Romeo."

Dude, I'm going to barf.

"Yeah, whatever. Sammy, we gotta jet man, shit to do before the next class."

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enduringcharm April 6 2005, 00:23:52 UTC
"Yeah, whatever. Sammy, we gotta jet man, shit to do before the next class."

I didn't know he could say anything approaching a polite response, but to a stoner, that's a polite way of getting his friend away from me. It's pretty obvious, especially after what he said to me at the zoo about it not being about to work out with Sam. But as of right now, there's not much to work out. Sam seemed interested enough before, and he's nice to spend time with. The problem is, he doesn't seem to like me anymore.

That's a pretty big problem when you like a guy.

I wonder if I did or said anything to...nah, I'm not even going to try thinking back on stupid moves I might have made. I'm sure there were plenty and being reminded is only going to embarrass me.

"See you later Sam."

Not Madsen, I don't want to see him later. Or ever again.

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pyrokinetic_ April 6 2005, 02:43:36 UTC
"Yeah, whatever. Sammy, we gotta jet man, shit to do before the next class."

What shit?

Oh... right... Jenna Le Roche. The ex that I promised I'd help him prank. I saw the look on Carly's face, and winced a little. She probably thought she was being ditched, didn't she. Damn. "We really do have sh... something to do."

"See you later Sam."

I smiled to her as I shouldered my bag and got up. "I'll see you around." I headed out with Madsen, checking my bag. "I forgot the plastic explosive." Shit.

"Dude!"

"I know! Look, I think it's in my locker. If not, I'll have Nick go pick up some more."

I headed to my locker with Madsen, my mind still back with Carly. I really have to do something that isn't so lame around her at somepoint. Really freakin' soon.

I just have no idea what'll work and not make me suffer a stroke in the process.

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